I acquired an MP3 all the way back in 1997 or 1998 which is a parody of Jingle Bells holiday tune that laments Microsoft-branded bloatware. Mildly humorous at the time, the song now serves as a technology time capsule. The internet seems unsure of who wrote or performed the song or when it was recorded, but the lyrics give a clue about its vintage. The singer complains that MS Word takes a whole 60 megabytes of RAM to run and occupies 900 megabytes of disc space.<\/p>\n
\nNine-tenths of a gig, biggest ever seen,
\nGod, this program’s big: MS Word 15!
\nComes on ten CDs, and requires–damn!
\nWord is fine, but jeez, 60 megs of RAM?!
\nOh! Microsoft, Microsoft, bloatware all the way!
\nI’ve sat here installing Word, since breakfast yesterday!
\nOh! Microsoft, Microsoft, moderation, please.
\nGuess you hadn’t noticed: Four-gig drives don’t grow on trees!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\nThis clearly hearkens back to a time when 4 gigabyte drives were considered premium. I’m trying to remember when 4 GB drives were introduced and would have commanded a prohibitive price. Whenever it was, it still strikes me as ironic considering that I am typing this on my Linux-based Eee PC 701 which is equipped with 4 GB of storage which is just barely enough for Ubuntu 9.10 to tread water (ran out of space today, in fact, and I had to scramble to make room to keep working).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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