This evening, I implemented the VerbNameMaker Java class for the Retroguard project by simply copying the NounNameMaker class and replacing the animal list with a list of English verbs extracted from verba.org. So the class picks a random verb from a list of over 4000 verbs and replaces obfuscated method names. Remember that dequantizer method from the previous post? Guess what the new Java class, working in conjunction with Java’s random number generator, decided to name the method?
private void fondle(int i) { short aword0[] = australianKestrel[i]; for(int j = 0; j < 64; j++) kingsnake[eastAfricanCrownedCrane[j]] = aword0[j] * conch[j]; }
Just as I have long suspected, Java is a sick, perverted language.